Girls and their prerogative

There's a saying tat girls are made up of tears, no doubt tis is like 98% true. 1% of those who doesn't cry goes to butches and the other 1% had their tear duct surgically removed. Too bad boys' tear ducts shift to the lining just above their stomach when puberty starts. So even if we had any grieves, people cannot see them.

The story happened in the office when my female colleague (i shall name her 'X') was too eager to get me and another male colleague (i shall name him 'Y')into the server room to clear up some space for the incoming stocks that were delivered over. So while i was doing some typing using the laptop tat was on my lap and she took it away with one of her hand being 1cm away from my crotch. I didn't know why she did tat but tat kinda created a small hoo-haa tat i can use to tease her about, which i said something like she took away my 'first time'.

Of cos, i didn't do tat in-front of everyone cos i tot it might b embarrassing for herself and me for making a fool out of myself so i did it in the server room where there were only a few of the office people whom i am more familiar with. This is the part where i am really puzzled with, i acted like i'm crying at the very 3rd time and her face changed and following that she cried. Even though the other guy (named 'Z') said something more crude than me, i was labeled as the one who made 'X' cried. So girls cry = win, boys = always lose. I was too stunned by that and i realised tat "you can never guess what a girl wants" is undeniably truthful.

Being a man and having the fact tat Y didn't stop pestering me to ask me to apologised to her, i said tat i was "sorry for being so insensitive" when in actual fact i didn't know why she was so pissed at me made me felt like yet again, a piece of crap. Not sure whether she had accepted my "sincere apology" or not (and couldn't care more) but she told me i was being too annoying and she took it for real tat i really mind tat she nearly touched my important part, not forgetting to add tat everyone's patience has a limit. I guess she forgot i hav my own limit for ridiculous people as well. If she find tat my sarcasm is too unbearable, don't talk to me then. And i'm sorry to say tis but i don't think i hav to mute myself for anyone since tat's the way i am.

Not too long after tat unpleasant incident, my boss, as usual, asked me about y the server room was so messed up, y are the laptops everywhere, y tis and y tat. If she can make it up to a manager position, y can't she figure out her qns posted to me herself? I mean i don't usually go in there, i don't use that room as much as others, i've tried to ask Z to clear the old stocks so that the server room can at least look like a real server room instead of a garbage dump, the server room had been cleaned up by 2 other colleagues and myself before CNY, i had really done my part as a desktop support and a maria already, y is tat the mess created by others is ALWAYS my fault? The communications issue had always been a problem and hell knows who put all the freaking laptops lying around, so wat's so surprising when my ans is most of the time 'donno, donno and more donnos'?

I guess the only person in the office whom i can look up upon is colleague 'K'. She did all the shit job with us, she showed others respect regardless of rank, she is just like a big sister who will be there whenever u need any help.

If i hav a wish, i would wish tat all the weird ppl will b sent to Venus, cos tat's where females were supposedly from.

Begone evil spirits, BEGONE!