8 more working days...and hungry ghost is out alr?!

8 more days and i will b gone from NParks. Gone in a way that i don't hav to see the Tai-Chi master as well as the unhygienic dude who treated the office like his house. I guess being sick and drowsy contributed to my low tolerance for nonsense. Well, that is definitely something that i won't miss when i am gone!

I've went to work as usual except that i was carrying a huge bag of cookies which i had distributed to many many ppl. Of the many many, i had given Michelle (originally from IT, to thank her for looking after me when i was still a noob in the department), the kiddos (jun xian and ricky for being such a good kid, i jus lied again! haha), funito (i've given him the slightly burnt ones, cos i can't stand his crap sometimes, or rather most of the time, heh heh), chee ping, chia han, hui ling, karen and yi feng. Terence got transferred out so i didn't hav the chance to let him try my cookies before i leave nparks. Sophia was not forgotten as well since i hav a little favour to ask her, which is to write me a testimonial before i leave. However, she told me to write it myself and let her vet thru when i'm done. It sounds kinda wrong to do tat cos who in the world would praise themselves (other than those who's skin are as thick as 10 elephants added together)? As there was a saying: Self-praise is no-praise. I asked chee ping about it and he told he tat it is actually quite normal for this kinda things. Well, shall look for ppl who are 'powderful' with their 'england' to think for me alr.

Next up, jun xian's eye candy, 'Miss Birdie', talked to me (it's not like i'm interested in her or anything lah) and i almost blushed. Good thing i can control my blood flow, shall name myself JX: The Last Blood Vessel Bender! I'm seriously suspecting that i'm having some kinda uncontrollable sickness tat will turn myself red when there are young female homosapien (other than my friends and sister) around me. Not a good thing though! I remembered Sophia told me tat my future wife will b a very fortunate woman since i know how to bake cookies, thing is tat i don't even hav a gf yet! Jokes aside, i'm seriously not tat desperate for one yet since i still prefer my single-hood where i can do whatever i want and whenever i want to. No obligations to anyone and no fear of a possible bad relationship where things go wrong and the girl starts to stalk me and threaten to kill me with a parang. Besides i really don't hav time for tis kinda thing/drama. So, stop asking me when i'm going to get a gf! Thx ppl!

Female homosapiens hav already been engineered in such a way tat they can change their mood even faster than a lightning strike, literally. Girls around me are really scary, probably tat's y i'm SOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOT INTO SINGAPOREAN GIRLS! They are demanding, petty and needed constant pacification. Sometime, being a Singaporean guy is jus so pitiful cos we don't even know wat the hack we had done wrong to enrage tat 'beast' in them. I am so sorry to be such a sexist here but it is meant for SG girls only. For instance, i had distributed cookies to everyone except someone whom i had said that i would giv her a share. It's not considered as a promised in my context though. However, i didn't make enough and i suppose giving it to my bosses and colleagues are much more impt since we see each other almost everyday. So she keep ranting about it saying things like "so i'm the last one on ur list". I mean c'mom lah, if u r really tat desperate for some cookies, jus go and buy lah, it's not like i'm giving out gold bars and u r not getting any rite? Besides i had apologised to her alr. Girls are really...dotz

Sorry tat my inner-bitch came out, time to keep tat bitch back to where it belonged. *squeeze it hard into the magical lamp* and *poof*